LEO: Have you considered, even for like a second, that maybe, MAYBE: Everything might not be about you? VIRGO: As you were, Virgo. Judging everyone and lurking in Whatsapp groups without saying anything. CANCER: Crying in the shower again? We empathise. But remember to stay water-wise. Your tears could water a garden. It’s summer. Plants are thirsty. Think before you cry. Love and light! SAGITTARIUS: As the zodiac’s only centaur, people are likely to give you sh1t because you’re fast AND tall. Kick them. Being half horse is an out-and-out mood. Gallop. Whinny. It’s 2021! Live! GEMINI: Everything they say about you having two faces is true, fine, but which one do you talk out of more? CAPRICORN: Having done some research, apparently you’re something called a ‘chimaera’ which is like a mash-up of a ram, a dragon and a mermaid. If this sounds terrifying, it’s because it is. But it’s also kind of fierce and fabulous, no? Besides which, #AllMonstersMatter